i am actually still laughing about the idea of ilya having Allergy Awareness so baked into his brain at a certain point that it doesn't even require conscious effort anymore
and EXTREMELY funny to imagine him doing something like physically grabbing svetlana's hand when she's grabbing some nuts out of a little bowl at a bar and going, "no, bad," while svetlana is?? i beg your FINEST fucking pardon??? before ilya's mind catches up and he goes, "oh, nevermind" because it's not poison for svetas, just shanes. brain just went Loved One Eating Forbidden Food and had him moving before he thought it through.
but even funnier to imagine it happening with his new team. and they're still getting to know each other so the freedom to touch component isn't there yet, but they're just like. getting coffee or something one morning in a city they're in for a game, and they go to take a bite of a protein bar they got, and ilya (who is texting shane which is why brain is Allergy Mode and also hasn't had any caffeine yet) barely glances up before he goes, "no, poison. bad for you." and this new person WHO BARELY KNOWS ILYA ATP is just ??? what??? what are you talking about??? was there a recall or something?? and then ilya has to go, "oh, no. fine for you. go ahead."
but that's not??? any clearer???? hello???? we don't have a relationship yet where i can ask what the FUCK that was?? but what the FUCK was that???? what do you MEAN fine for ME??? is this chirping?? is this bullying???? am i being bullied?????
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