Multifandom Superwhocked

John Hart: I’d walk through fire for you, Jack.

Tosh, to Gwen: You know, some animals have survived thousands of years without developing brains.

Owen: When I was born, the gods said, “He’s too perfect for this world.”

Jack: Am I in trouble?

Ianto: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Jack: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Jack: You love me, right, Ianto?

Owen: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Jack: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Andy: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Jack: You have to apologize to Ianto.

Gwen: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Tosh: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Gwen: If you had to choose between Ianto and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Jack: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Jack: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Ianto: Jack, I need you to sign some paperwork .