this blog is a mess

I love this comic, it’s such a brilliantly clear visual explanation you really don’t even need the captions. 

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

*item doesn't scan* "So it's free haha

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

THE WHEEZING

“what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer” you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

A broken man

what even are sloths

me: *is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering* me: so…………. you vape??