i am wanted in 37 states and provinces

the whole wtfuture side of the eddsworld fandom is really fun and i think most people take the What If's of that future and make it into an interesting + more mature/dark take on eddsworld in general. which is super neat. especially since it's based (in most part) off of like. a single line tom says in that episode. that being said its very funny seeing all the dramatic wtfuture fanart and at the same time remembering that cola is outlawed in the future presumably By tord as the red leader . just to piss off edd i guess. just to fuck with him

like this goes for any dramatic eddsworld stuff i guess considering how silly the show is but the fact that thats like The Only Information we solidly know about tord's dictatorship rule over britain is genuinely fucking hilarious

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl