I’m Not The NSA

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn’t she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael… pet photos of all time

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

Come to Disney World where we will make sure you get fucked up in the first 10 minuets

You spelled minites wrong

i make some great posts. infact. im making some hit posts right now

cool and good

fuck you morty

Shut up mother fucker Morty is smarter than you

I miss my wife :/