Humor me, slave.

never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

i will never not reblog this

there’s nothing quite like a brand new tube of toothpaste. like this post if you agree that there’s just nothing quite like a brand new tube of toothpaste in the morning.

I actually need a brand new tube of toothpaste, my old tube is almost empty.

I’m sorry your old tube is almost empty, but a part of me envies you because you are about to experience a brand new tube of toothpaste in the morning. there’s nothing quite like it.

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

Time to delete my account.

you kids wanna buy some drugs

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Guess I should follow then