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a masterpost

i like to write about my special interests. you can find them here.

spoilers: starkid, severance. enter if you dare, or something ominous like that.

severance

hatchetfield

my art instagram

#nothing is posted on my art insta #but i’ll get over my fear of being perceived for something other than writing #eventually #i’m sure #i do not have special interests #unofficial hatchetfield post #unofficial severance post

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transtenzin

not to be maya on side but please do not call someone or something “mayan” when talking about our people, culture, etc. “mayan” refers to our language family (a language FAMILY, in which there are plenty of unique languages). we are the maya, not the mayans. i am maya, not mayan. it is the indigenous maya community, not the indigenous mayan community.

transtenzin

you can reblog this 😔

iamoutofideas

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

frogmoss1

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

iamoutofideas

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

frogmoss1

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

cursedpossums

unrestrained summer fun

cursedpossums

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

heartpdf

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

#wholesome

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

frostedshadow

WHAT

#WHAT

bread didn’t have to slap this fucking much yet here we are

#i scream

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

chipper-smol

How would you describe a dragon to someone who has never seen a dragon?

chipper-smol

"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.

"A dragon is like a tree, in that it's a made up category for a broadly similar type of mythological creature that has no relationship to other dragons, but you know a dragon when you see one the way you know a tree when you see one."

kingfucko

this is literally exactly like medieval bestiaries. a description which was game-of-telephoned out of an ancient account from somebody who might have seen the animal in question, being misinterpreted by an artist who has not seen it

#love

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if an author uses em dashes, would that take you out of the story due to ai now?

yes sis. i’m sorry

no— you’re all good

you should put a disclaimer

Voting ended onJul 9

i started writing on tumblr. i wasn’t built for a life without em dashes. but if i must, i must. so pls give me some alternatives if i must

disclaimer example: I didn’t have AI write this— I just find em dashes incredibly sexy.

#commas don’t feel Right #(and parenthese are too clunky)#em dashes are just smoother for my writing style #they translate my little adhd demon in a way no other punctuation mark ever could #writing #ai #writblr #bookblr #i scream #insert poll dancing pun here

visenyaism

daemon getting everything he ever wanted in the world satisfying him for approximately…forty hours before he’s like LETS INVADE DORNE IT WILL WORK THIS TIME LETS BE GODS. guy who is never happy voice

#been reading too much abt greek philosophy #and read that as daimonion #and thought you were saying #that the little voice in your head is screaming #LETS INVADE DORNE #and i thought ‘yes that makes sense’#without blinking an eye

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat

the bros only one click away

itwashotwestayedinthewater

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

melgillman

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence

rayj4ck

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

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