👽Ever Changing Alien👽

This is so fuckin funny

LMAO

I DONT EVEN FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING AT THIS LMAO

ive watched this like five times already 

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

Not to be dramatic but u will never find anyone like me. The aura, effort, love, and kindness I bring is irreplaceable. There is a reason why people always come back to me

i am simultaneously better and worse than other people

You’re allowed to be excited about the little things. You’re allowed to be goofy. You’re allowed to be dorky about your favorite tv show, to make blanket forts, to enjoy cheesy movies, even just to sleep with stuffed animals. You’re allowed to do any of the things that make life a little more bearable. It’s fine, ok?

Yo i don’t fucking care if you’ve been with someone for 78 years…… if they need reassurance don’t roll your eyes and tell them to cut the shit…. R E A S S U R E T H E M

So glad I’m in a lifelong, dedicated, passionate relationship with my borderline personality disorder. Nothing beats a queen size bed half-occupied by my laptop, laundry, and a phone that never rings. 

And tons of food