CROWBAR.

You’re running with the wrong circus then, friend.

Yeah, 7ell me abou7 i7.

Aha. Come on. Can’t take a little joke, Crowbar?

Maybe. If you think of something clever.

I have company now, don’t I.

Your URL is literally It’s Crowbar. There wasn’t much guesswork involved.

A bit boring in all honesty. But hopefully looking up soon.

Yeah, I didn’7 se7 i7 up. Should probably change 7ha7.

Diamonds Droog. Call me Draco, to distinguish me from my alternates.

Some would say I have interesting taste in company.

How is your night going.

Yeah, I ga7hered 7ha7 you were one of him. How’d you know my name, huh?

You’re so very welcome, Mister Seven.

Is it so wrong to want company.

Yeah, wha7ever.

Oh. Hm. That’s disappointing, you know nothing.

I was making a frog joke at your expense. But you live under a rock.

Yeah 7ha7's real funny. You somehow managed 7o pull a frog joke on me wi7hou7 me having heard i7 before. Wha7 a big fucking miracle.

@i7scrowbar

Crowbar. Good evening. What’s it like getting pegged by Miss Piggy.

Wha7's i7 like ge77ing wha7.