gone

immediately cracking open a Canada Dry

slutty little glasses, all black 'fit, serving 90's Keanu realness

calling the audience freaks (/accusatory) (/affectionate)

repeating the phrase "cock sock" multiple times, testing their censorship

continuing to explain said cock sock with hand motions and gestures, jimmy's life flashing before his eyes as he tries to deflect the conversation

"There's so little gay sex when I watch hockey."

shoutout Empty Netters

calling hockey "the boy aquarium"

ordering jimmy fallon in an adorable (but terrible) russian accent: "On Your Knees"

[getting on his knees] "This is how I spent 90% of filming"

"Wider jimmy, I doubt you're stretching your hips"

gears visibly spinning, he momentarily considers getting ON TOP of Fallon's desk to demonstrate a hockey stretch

[waving to the camera] "Hi, mom!" [immediately dropping back into a back-arching hip-gyrating frog stretch]

Help my family to be reunited with my mother and my little sister.🥺

Help my brother Yahya who is just 2 years old to back with mother. He needs her very much and she need him and us.

My brother Yahya👇

Please Shaw your humanity help us to be ruonited .

we are suffering alot without her and she suffering without us especially after my sister was born far from us and suffered alone in a strange country help us to be with her and support her .

My little sister and mum 👇

Please be with us , don't leave us alone 🙏🍉

@/azizzaquot is Eman's son in law and the campaign is to reunite his family with other family outside of Gaza.

USD 7,809 / 30,000

Here in Gaza, we’ve been living in tents for ten months. There are no words to truly capture the depth of our suffering. 💔

Ask yourself: Could you live like this? Imagine yourself in our place—facing daily hardships with no escape. Can you adapt to a life like this? 😩

It’s not just the lack of a home. It’s the endless bombing, the constant danger, and the overwhelming fear that surrounds us 😭 We live in conditions that no one should endure: incomplete cleanliness, widespread disease, and an overwhelming struggle to survive 🍉

Words cannot fully describe the pain and suffering we face every single day. 💔💔

Please, don’t leave us alone. We need your support, your empathy, and your prayers now more than ever 🙏

The gilded age has returned with worse people.

If I was worth $500 billion, I would not be focused on screwing people over so I could be worth $501 billion.

The landlord logic of rentier economics is here and the oligarchs want to carve up the public pot for private profits.