spamton doing things

spamton popping out of his own birthday cake in a bikini and demanding you sing to him

spamton getting caught in the shower fully clothed and eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

spamton constantly planting only his ass on you while youre just trying to relax or sleep and just quietly staring at you. your cheek, your neck, your arm, your leg, anything

spamton pushing his arms under the crack of the bathroom door while you try to take a shower alone and scratching at the floor because he wants to be let inside

spamton sniffing all over your bed as you lie down with him before he tucks himself against your chest with a small whine

spamton loudly complaining the whole time you do your bedtime routine (he's already in the bed) and immediately latching onto you the second you get under the blanket

spamton jumping on you and scuttling up your body like a caffeinated spider monkey before wrapping himself around your head. horizontally.

spamton taking your hand in his every time you both walk down any part of cyber city besides his alley

spamton crawling under you and turning onto his back while you do pushups so you can kiss him every time you go down