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timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

if you’re a Youth and you’re reading this i just wanna discourage you from like….imitating the culture on this site too completely and building your whole worldview through the lens you’re finding here. just. be cautious be careful be critical

“toddlers with fully formed teenage personalities”  if total drama tries to pull off the same love triangle bullshit they do with fucking 4 year olds im gonna splash them all in the face with water