Why R U Here?

Any name suggestions for the fella?

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES

@fry-stealing-seagull

I guess I’m god now

So convincing

*You hear coughing in the distance.*

“A cough, of flowers?”

"Doctor. We're going to find that hero doctor."

"I think she's out of town right now... tried to go to a regular Urgent Care, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong."

"Of course a regular urgent care won't know what's up. This isn't an everyday sickness."

"You're right... I assumed it was something that ... one of the villains did... but she says she doesn't know anything about it."

“Which she?” Seagull asked coldly, already making a suspect list in her head.

"... Belladonna... I thought it might be Penguin or Black Mask because it started during a mission involving them, but it doesn't seem like their style."

“I can always go- find out. If you want.” Seagull failed to hide the excitement in her eyes at the thought of having another planned encounter with the rouge.

“Ok, so then we do ask Ivy or Honeysuckle if they know anything. Probably Honeysuckle, she’s less dangerous.”

"That sounds like a good idea."

“Give me some time to track her.” Seagull disappeared over the rooftops.

"I want to ask you about something. Not related to the factory."

"No, an old friend taught me to use better resources than that. My question is about a disease. Do you know anything about an illness or curse or poison or something that makes a person cough up flower petals?"

"Yeah... that sounds pretty bad."

“So, who’s the special someone causing you all this trouble?”

The village’s just laughed with amusement

"I have no idea. I didn't think it was real."

"Anyways you should confess to them. It might cure it."

“If the fanfic is correct the other option is hoping your feelings and flower just go away which basically never happens, or getting surgery to remove them and forgetting everything about you little somebody.”

"I don't want to that last option..."

"And your not allowed to die on me so just waiting and hoping isn't realistic."

“Good. You should get some rest while you think. You’re not exactly in patrol shape.”

*You hear coughing in the distance.*

“A cough, of flowers?”

"Doctor. We're going to find that hero doctor."

"I think she's out of town right now... tried to go to a regular Urgent Care, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong."

"Of course a regular urgent care won't know what's up. This isn't an everyday sickness."

"You're right... I assumed it was something that ... one of the villains did... but she says she doesn't know anything about it."

“Which she?” Seagull asked coldly, already making a suspect list in her head.

"... Belladonna... I thought it might be Penguin or Black Mask because it started during a mission involving them, but it doesn't seem like their style."

“I can always go- find out. If you want.” Seagull failed to hide the excitement in her eyes at the thought of having another planned encounter with the rouge.

“Ok, so then we do ask Ivy or Honeysuckle if they know anything. Probably Honeysuckle, she’s less dangerous.”

"That sounds like a good idea."

“Give me some time to track her.” Seagull disappeared over the rooftops.

"I want to ask you about something. Not related to the factory."

"No, an old friend taught me to use better resources than that. My question is about a disease. Do you know anything about an illness or curse or poison or something that makes a person cough up flower petals?"

"Yeah... that sounds pretty bad."

“So, who’s the special someone causing you all this trouble?”

The village’s just laughed with amusement

"I have no idea. I didn't think it was real."

"Anyways you should confess to them. It might cure it."

“If the fanfic is correct the other option is hoping your feelings and flower just go away which basically never happens, or getting surgery to remove them and forgetting everything about you little somebody.”

"I don't want to that last option..."

"And your not allowed to die on me so just waiting and hoping isn't realistic."

*You hear coughing in the distance.*

“A cough, of flowers?”

"Doctor. We're going to find that hero doctor."

"I think she's out of town right now... tried to go to a regular Urgent Care, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong."

"Of course a regular urgent care won't know what's up. This isn't an everyday sickness."

"You're right... I assumed it was something that ... one of the villains did... but she says she doesn't know anything about it."

“Which she?” Seagull asked coldly, already making a suspect list in her head.

"... Belladonna... I thought it might be Penguin or Black Mask because it started during a mission involving them, but it doesn't seem like their style."

“I can always go- find out. If you want.” Seagull failed to hide the excitement in her eyes at the thought of having another planned encounter with the rouge.

“Ok, so then we do ask Ivy or Honeysuckle if they know anything. Probably Honeysuckle, she’s less dangerous.”

"That sounds like a good idea."

“Give me some time to track her.” Seagull disappeared over the rooftops.

"I want to ask you about something. Not related to the factory."

"No, an old friend taught me to use better resources than that. My question is about a disease. Do you know anything about an illness or curse or poison or something that makes a person cough up flower petals?"

"Yeah... that sounds pretty bad."

“So, who’s the special someone causing you all this trouble?”

The village’s just laughed with amusement

"I have no idea. I didn't think it was real."

"Anyways you should confess to them. It might cure it."

“If the fanfic is correct the other option is hoping your feelings and flower just go away which basically never happens, or getting surgery to remove them and forgetting everything about you little somebody.”

*You hear coughing in the distance.*

“A cough, of flowers?”

"Doctor. We're going to find that hero doctor."

"I think she's out of town right now... tried to go to a regular Urgent Care, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong."

"Of course a regular urgent care won't know what's up. This isn't an everyday sickness."

"You're right... I assumed it was something that ... one of the villains did... but she says she doesn't know anything about it."

“Which she?” Seagull asked coldly, already making a suspect list in her head.

"... Belladonna... I thought it might be Penguin or Black Mask because it started during a mission involving them, but it doesn't seem like their style."

“I can always go- find out. If you want.” Seagull failed to hide the excitement in her eyes at the thought of having another planned encounter with the rouge.

“Ok, so then we do ask Ivy or Honeysuckle if they know anything. Probably Honeysuckle, she’s less dangerous.”

"That sounds like a good idea."

“Give me some time to track her.” Seagull disappeared over the rooftops.

"I want to ask you about something. Not related to the factory."

"No, an old friend taught me to use better resources than that. My question is about a disease. Do you know anything about an illness or curse or poison or something that makes a person cough up flower petals?"

"Yeah... that sounds pretty bad."

“So, who’s the special someone causing you all this trouble?”

The village’s just laughed with amusement

"I have no idea. I didn't think it was real."

"Anyways you should confess to them. It might cure it."

*You hear coughing in the distance.*

“A cough, of flowers?”

"Doctor. We're going to find that hero doctor."

"I think she's out of town right now... tried to go to a regular Urgent Care, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong."

"Of course a regular urgent care won't know what's up. This isn't an everyday sickness."

"You're right... I assumed it was something that ... one of the villains did... but she says she doesn't know anything about it."

“Which she?” Seagull asked coldly, already making a suspect list in her head.

"... Belladonna... I thought it might be Penguin or Black Mask because it started during a mission involving them, but it doesn't seem like their style."

“I can always go- find out. If you want.” Seagull failed to hide the excitement in her eyes at the thought of having another planned encounter with the rouge.

“Ok, so then we do ask Ivy or Honeysuckle if they know anything. Probably Honeysuckle, she’s less dangerous.”

"That sounds like a good idea."

“Give me some time to track her.” Seagull disappeared over the rooftops.

"I want to ask you about something. Not related to the factory."

"No, an old friend taught me to use better resources than that. My question is about a disease. Do you know anything about an illness or curse or poison or something that makes a person cough up flower petals?"

"Yeah... that sounds pretty bad."

“So, who’s the special someone causing you all this trouble?”

The village’s just laughed with amusement

It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

Yeah and it’s always “wtf your a robot” and not “you have storage compartments in your body? That’s so cool!”

“I had a lot more computer than you had brain- but not anymore. I now have a soul which does corrupt some of my files and makes them more subjective but I’m more resilient to damage. Also I have too many compartments to name.”

“Aw thanks”

*You hear coughing in the distance.*

“A cough, of flowers?”

"Doctor. We're going to find that hero doctor."

"I think she's out of town right now... tried to go to a regular Urgent Care, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong."

"Of course a regular urgent care won't know what's up. This isn't an everyday sickness."

"You're right... I assumed it was something that ... one of the villains did... but she says she doesn't know anything about it."

“Which she?” Seagull asked coldly, already making a suspect list in her head.

"... Belladonna... I thought it might be Penguin or Black Mask because it started during a mission involving them, but it doesn't seem like their style."

“I can always go- find out. If you want.” Seagull failed to hide the excitement in her eyes at the thought of having another planned encounter with the rouge.

“Ok, so then we do ask Ivy or Honeysuckle if they know anything. Probably Honeysuckle, she’s less dangerous.”

"That sounds like a good idea."

“Give me some time to track her.” Seagull disappeared over the rooftops.