Wabbit Season

you can stop right there

Bruh

wth

I went on a blind date with her a few years ago. After my initial shock at her condition wore off, we hit it off and started having a great time. One thing led to another, and things started getting pretty heated, but I didn’t know how to proceed. It was a nice warm night, so she suggested we visit a tree she knew about that fit her very well. I put her in the tree, removed her clothing and we had great sex got over an hour; she wore me out! We had lost track of time, and it was very late; I hastily put her clothes partially on her and rushed her home (she lived with her parents). As I wheeled her onto the porch, the door flew open and her father was standing there, looking at his partially-clad daughter with a shocked expression on his face. As I stammered out a lame excuse, he began to weep, eventually hugging me to him and patting me on the back and thanking me as he sobbed. I was stunned, until he whispered in my ear; “The last guy LEFT HER HANGING IN THE TREE!”

Nowhere else on the net can I get this shit.

Nowhere else has the guts to say anything.

What the fuck

followers who show up regularly in my notifications: i see you and i appreciate you so much

oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?

i don’t like this post at all I gotta say

There is something about financially stable men chasing after barely legal women and then calling these women gold diggers like why don’t u date someone is out of college and has a job instead of a twenty year old with debt 😕 it seems to me that u deserves to be robbed

Very funny when i see a rich old man crying about how his young beautiful wife takes everything in the divorce. Karma bitch.

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

PLEASE

I asked this anon if she washed her ass and she never got back to me so ima take that as a no.

may our education be stronger than fake news

Amen.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”