Krisit

yep

cheat in solitaire.

listen to the world.

make up your own gods and pray to them.

think about chuck e cheese.

don't take yourself too seriously. if you're playing solitaire, a game against yourself, there's no harm in making it easier for yourself.

i got my hearing aides today, and it astounds me what people don't talk about. they talk about the sound of the rain, or a creaky door, but not the sound of pouring milk in a glass, or the sound of a hedgehog eating, or the sound of carbonation.

genuinely just. make up your own explanation for the universe. i make up gods on the daily to explain the little things, and when im hurt or need help, i toss a prayer out into the universe. they're not real, i know that, but they're a good scapegoat for my problems.

it doesn't have to be chuck e cheese, just somewhere that brought you joy as a kid. somewhere you felt unbridled joy. someplace childhood felt potent, where you let yourself be a kid.

quackity: hey, do you take requests

wilbur: sure!

techno: yeah why not

phil: from the truck that hit wilbur??

karl, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

sapnap: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Philza :

Sapnap: you’re so fucking stupid. just invite more people

Technoblade: 

Tommy:

Technoblade:

Tommy:

wilbur: got a mad cotc craving

tommy: ???

wilbur: cotc craving

phil: a what ??

wilbur: corn on the cob

tommy: how would we possibly know that

Wilbur: Yeah

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