Tired of this Solar Ring

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

Wisest words of this century

This is the realist shit ever spoke

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

why is my only coping mechanism doing my makeup.. like oh i want to die? u know what will fix that? glittery eyelids

dennys you’re taking a serious risk here don’t forget people actually tried drilling holes in their iphones to get the headphone jack back

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes

I really cannot believe how nasty I can be when provoked by the right person. It’s sensational.

i feel a lil upset rn but that’s what happens when ur alive i guess