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Been awhile since I made one of these but I felt inspired

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The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”
The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”
Today we were walking along and he asked me “How many Octobers is it today?” I told him it was the 21st.
He tried a bite of his hot soup at dinner and made a face and said “Mama, my soup is a little too temperature for me.”
Upon being served 1% milk for the first time, instead of his regular 2%: “is this water?”
Me: “no, it’s milk”
Kid: “but are you sure?”
Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”
I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”
r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*
adhd is holding back tears of frustration during a test as you re-read the same sentence for the 20th time and it’s still not processing right
Meanwhile, in my head:
Collaboration....

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why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok
Help m e
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

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I really trust James from team rocket. he would treat me right
Hed steal your pikachu
Id let him

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My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.