ralph

Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”

I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”

r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*

adhd is holding back tears of frustration during a test as you re-read the same sentence for the 20th time and it’s still not processing right

Collaboration....

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

No

Help m e

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

I really trust James from team rocket. he would treat me right

Hed steal your pikachu

Id let him