Firelight's

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

Hypnobait who regularly stares blankly into space dissociating for brief stretches of time.

being obsessed with your partner is so necessary for a healthy relationship. i can’t believe ya’ll made that corny. ego is insane.

We should be making homemade porn together, not endlessly liking and rebloging each others posts

Listen, if you're going to keep insisting you're not brainwashed that's fine. We both deep down know the truth and I personally think it's cute to see you deny it over and over like this.

sorry my pussy clenched when u said u owned me it will happen again

Bimbofication but they keep their special interest so you’re fucking this ditzy set of holes and then she just starts passionately talking about Magic: The Gathering or the Mystery Flesh Pit in the middle of of a mind-numbing orgasm

Oh noooooooo don’t read all of my disgusting horny text posts and then use them against me, anything but that