she's bisexual and dead where else would she be?

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

The winning streak, the sudden loss, the last chance, the 33 exact points?

The barking and animal noises back and forth? Angela's always ready with her iconic misandrist quotes that shock even her? The drama of the Losers Beopardy reveal?

Every time we get the girlies together is a win for me and this whole line up was perfection.

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

“30-50 feral hogs” for someone using Very Specific Scenarios to justify holding back larger policy changes

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

House: *fakes having cancer*

Cameron, Chase and Foreman: You’re a terrible person.