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Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao

the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema

Every time I watch this I break out into giggles it’s just so funny idk even how to explain it but the animation and the dialogue and everything it gets me every time I love this

I mean sure but... If they ARE using those other things then surely they're still perceiving time, just using those specific things to measure it?

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

my esteemed rival,

my beloved nemesis,

dearly detested,

It’s called the “curb cut effect” and OP is entirely correct.

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

really terrible but not at all surprising to have factual, real-time evidence that police would not shoot right wingers even if they formed a mob and stormed government buildings

He looks petrified

You’re laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.