Ask pres Vanellope

"…HOME, naturally." the voice droned, until the magic being made herself known in sight, twisting her long fingers in a beckoning fashion until a portal had made itself beneath the girl to drop her into a world unknown.

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Vanellope's eyes slowly widened a tiny bit as the being made her-self visible and gasped as the floor suddenly gave out and she fell right on through, slightly scared on where she was going

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