when i stretch in the morning

I’m so happy this exists.

how large is his dick that it sounds like that b 😂

legit laughed from start to finish!!! 

“Where yo teeth at"😂😂😂

Every time I see this post I have to reblog it because it is more than hilarious. This type of natural comedy needs his own show why did they have to let Vine die

I swear I love my people. This gold lol

Omg the umbrella one 😂😂😭😭😭

So many of these kids are now dead for trying they mama. 😂💀😂

When her mother walked in all the joy left!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The FaceTime joint. The air left my lungs 😂😂😭😭

Omg…

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

This is both incredible and hilarious!

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

I realized asking a girl “did you eat” really does change their whole mood tho..

Me trying to avoid conflict

I fucking think about this so often y'all don’t understand

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

@keyhollow

they’re not gonna respond i have them blocked