kieran amaro

Your very manly Kieran. Except when you read girly chick flick novels.

Everyone's judging me so hard, tonight.

I’m actually judging you so hard right now.

Shut up.

Strange, it doesn’t look like a man to me. But I hope you two are happy together. 

How dare you insult him. Have you ever met a Smirnoff? They're a blast.

You're the first to say so.

You want me to call you manly? Will that make you happy?

Say it and believe it.

Well he isn’t very manly either.

Hey, I'm manly. I like sports and food and all that. I'm very manly.

It ain’t manly Kieran. Not at all/ 

I know it's not manly, but it's probably not that girly. I mean, a human with a dick and balls wrote them.

You’re not manly.

More manly than you, dipshit.

I don’t even read John Green books, and that’s coming from a girl, so yes, yes it is.

I found one in the kitchen and it's kind of not too bad.

I’m almost convinced that vodka can fix anything.

When is alcohol not the answer, though?

My man Smirnoff.

Why did you call your Swiffer duster a she?

Congrats, dude. On what?