Let's talk about sex, baby.

It is getting a bit painful, yes. Thanks for your concern.

Oh, I thought you were asleep. 

why not Girls Just wanna have fun?

Cos I dont want him to turn out like you.

Have fun.

You're not gonna join me?

Don’t you want to take a bath?

Mmmm, okay.

Not really. I mean I’m scared of hurting it but that’s as far as it goes. Does it scare you?

Of course it scares me. Like, it's a little human I had a part in making. And it'll grow and look like me and you. Then what if it becomes an axe murderer? What if the nurses give it to me and I drop it? 

Hopefully. They can tell you how sure they are that it’s a boy, apparently. We still have another few weeks before it’s officially confirmed.

That's really cool. Does it scare you that there's literally another human person growing in your stomach? 

Have fun with the baby. 

Thanks, we will.

Thank you for your sympathy.

You're welcome. 

We should be able to hear the heartbeat on Monday.

Does that mean we can finally find out if it's gonna be a lil Drake or a lil Meg? Cos I can tell you're getting tired of me calling it an alien. 

I’m trying to.

Well. It's nice that you're trying. When's the next doctor's appointment?

I think you’ll find dumping someone after they cheat on you is quite common. And I know I’m missing out.

Yeah...that sucks. 

I’m not punishing you.

But....you're not forgiving me either, right?