So over the course of the last month and a half I have been sick a grand total of four times, three stomach viruses and a cold. I missed all of my classes yesterday due to spending my morning bent over a toilet and then sleeping all afternoon. I am a miserable sick person, but it gave me the idea to do the types of sick people and put some of our volley-dorks in those roles. Enjoy, my suffering inspired this.
The whiny sick person, the ones who complain and think theyβre dying from anything like mild headache or an actual illness. Mostly likely to spend their sickness in the presence of as many people as possible. Apparently canβt do anything themselves. The only way to help them is to give them attention, pet them, do what they ask and generally baby them until they get better or else the whining will get worse.
- Oikawa, Yamaguchi,Β Daichi, Tanaka, Kyoutani, Kuroo, Lev, Akaashi,Β
The reclusive sick person, usually vanishes from society until they feel better. Will not text, call, email, or communicate with anyone. If seen, it is usually at odd hours while cocooned in blankets questing for medication, food, or a bathroom. Do not speak with them, they will only stare at you. Just leave them be or leave offerings at their door. Do not be alarmed, this is normal.
- Tsukishima, Suga, Asahi, Ennoshita, Shimizu, Yahaba, Kenma,Β
The shake-offers. This type of sick person wonβt acknowledge when they are sick and will attempt to force their way through the day with a combination of medication and sheer willpower. most likely to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation or fall over while standing still. Usually seen staring into the abyss and contemplating nothingness. Closely resembles a drunk person. Stay close to them and be prepared to baby them when they inevitably get more sick and refuse to stay in bed.
- Iwaizumi, Hinata, Kageyama, Noya, Yachi, Yaku, Bokuto,Β
Fun things to imagineβ¦.
Iwaizumi having to deal with Oikawa curled up in his lap like a kitten and acting like heβs dying even though he only has a minor cold.
OIkawa having to bodily force Iwaizumi back into bed so he can sleep
DAICHI BEING SUCH A WHINY BABY WHENEVER HEβS SICK
Asashi just being dead insideΒ
Kyoutani gets sick and is all whiny and Yahaba comes over to take care of him and is super sweet and pets his hair and makes him soup
But when Kyoutani goes over to take care of Yahaba he is greeted by death himself who needs nothing but the sweet embrace of misery
Kenma burrowing himself in a nest of blankets
Kageyama and Hinata competing over howΒ βnot sickβ they are until they both just pass out
Akaashi is so clingy and whiny when heβs sick and itβs the cutest thing ever
Yachi just kinda stumbles around and slurs her words and falls asleep leaning against a wall and someone has to carry her home
I hope you guys enjoyed that, Iβm gonna go down another shot of advil and try and catch up on the lectures I missed! Hope everyoneβs doing great and not getting sick!
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