heaven on mars

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

Guys will never tell you this, but actually, when you edge during masturbation, you have a balance meter like during grinds in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

Homestuck this, homestuck that, if your house is so damn sticky then get some damn clorox wipes or something.

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

my bones change color depending on how im feeling :)

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef