look broke, earn like a baller

Music genres each hold a history, created by prominent artists who had something to say about the world. Genres like punk and metal have always carried a strong anti-establishment feeling- popularity doesn't change the validity of that message. I think it's rather a proof that said message is now heard and accepted by more people than ever, which is a good thing!

It reminds me of how conservatives are now saying "heh, punk is anti-establishment and now 'the establishment' is being progressive, so that means I'm punk and cool for being racist and anti-trans"... These people think they're Bart, but they're Mr. Burns. They ARE the establishment, and they hold the power. Metal and punk being less underground does not mean it suddenly becomes "the establishment", that's not how it works.

FISH UPON THE SKY

Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut 

Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo 

“Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television

Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway. 

Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons 

Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly 

Ends every sentence with “anyway”

 Released a strippable body pillow of himself

 "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“

 Got the word “poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages 

 Screams when scared by video games

 Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it

 Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV

Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits 

Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”

Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing 

 "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy”

 Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”

Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up

 Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home 

Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies

Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.

Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage

Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”

Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway 

 Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”

 "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“

Wears tiny colorful socks constantly 

Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks 

Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong 

Bought an entire mountain as an “impulse buy" 

・Uses the greeting “hey bros & sisters” on nearly every post

・Thinks that the #gacktworkout hashtag he made up is a thing

・Somehow made a post about cramming 7 kg weighted balls up his ass at 2am JST in both Japanese and English that one time and made it sound WORSE in Japanese because we all needed to know he refers to his asshole as “Anal-kun” (lovingly transcribed here by me for posterity & enjoyment because the screencap is on my phone & Tumblr mobile is full of no):

What’s up? This is the series of “Hell Ball”. You know, when you do this, you can feel something weird with your anal… Yeah i felt something weird when I started this, but it’s going to get better. Maybe…Just do it.

さて、寝る前に。へールボールをやると、アナル君に変な感じを覚える時がある。しばらくやってりゃそれも無くなってくる。多分・・・まあ、気になるよりもなりなさい！じゃ、やってみな。 #gackstagram #gacktworkout #アナル君