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hyena, hyena, where art thou?

TAXI DRIVER (1976) feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.

i can’t sleep nights.

figure if I’m gonna do that, i might as well get paid for it.

i’ll work anytime, anywhere.

thank god for the rain.

someday a real rain will come and wash this scum off the streets.

i don’t care. don’t make no difference to me.

i’d like to know what your name is. what’s your name?

the days go on and on. they don’t end.

all my life needed was a sense of someplace to go.

i don’t believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention.

i believe that someone should become a person like other people.

they cannot touch her.

look over there. notice anything?

i love you.

that ___’s been staring at us.

if you had these three fingers missing on this hand and that hand missing on that hand, how would you light a match?

hi. i’d like to volunteer.

i think you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

what exactly do you want?

would you have coffee and pie with me?

i think you’re a lonely person.

i saw in your eyes and in the way you carried yourself that you’re not a happy person.

i think you need something.

you gonna be my friend?

i’m there to protect you.

i gotta get organized.

you have beautiful eyes.

i never would have had the courage to talk to you.

i don’t believe i’ve ever met anyone quite like you.

i’m no pusher. i never have pushed.

damn. i gotta remember stuff like that.

this city is like an open sewer, it’s full of filth and scum.

you’re a good man.

come on, man. get me outta here, all right?

forget about this. it’s nothing.

i don’t follow music too much. but i would really like to.

you’ve got to be kidding.

i have to leave now.

taking me to this place is about as exciting to me as saying, “let’s fuck.”

can’t i talk to you at least? won’t you talk to me?

listen, i’m sorry about the other night.

i didn’t know that was the way you felt about it.

you’re only as healthy as you feel.

you’re in a hell, and you’re gonna die in a hell like the rest of them.

i’m gonna kill her.

there’s nothing else. i’m gonna kill her.

you must think i’m pretty sick or something.

things got you down?

i got some bad ideas in my head.

you do a thing and that’s what you are.

that’s about the dumbest thing i ever heard.

loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere.

i’m god’s lonely man.

you make the move.

don’t try it, you fuck.

you talking to me?

who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?

here is someone who stood up.

one day there’ll be a knock on the door, and it’ll be me.

i’m hip.

buddy, you don’t look hip.

i don’t like my real name.

i want to help you. i can help you.

didn’t you ever hear of women’s lib?

god, are you square.

what makes you so high and mighty?

didn’t you ever try looking at your own eyeballs in the mirror?

i don’t know who’s weirder, you or me.

my whole life is pointed in one direction.

we are the people.

i’ll kill you! i’ll kill you!

don’t shoot him!

hello, ___.

a collection of lines from westerns. tw: guns and violence.

THE SECRET OF CONVICT LAKE

‘ guess we do look kinda rough, but we’re peaceable enough. ’

‘ food and a place to sleep is all we want. ’

‘ go down and have a look. see what we’re walking into. ’

‘ you do like i say, do you hear? ’

‘ take this rifle. ’

‘ what’s the matter, kid? ’

‘ try and eat this. it’ll make you feel better. ’

‘ you know i’ve seen hound dogs get on a trail that leads nowhere. ’

‘ got to find someplace to lie down. ’

‘ you sassing me, young man? ’

‘ you bunk down there on the floor. ’

‘ i can’t stand being alone like this. ’

‘ you bloodthirsty weasel. ’

‘ are you crazy? scaring everybody half to death! ’

‘ if you don’t, we’ll blast your heads off. ’ 

‘ you want me to fix you something? ’

‘ we’re running away, but we’re still asking for food and shelter. ’ 

‘ this gun is loaded and i can use it. ’ 

THE OUTLAW 

‘ don’t go away. ’

‘ be careful. your wound – you’ll hurt yourself. ’

‘ what’s the matter? ’

‘ here we are, together again. same old happy family. ’

‘ i’ll get you warm. ’

‘ hurry up with that grub. ’

‘ i’m here, right here. ’

‘ put a bandage on the wound and see that it’s always moist. ’

‘ what do you wanna know for? ’

‘ in other words, you think you’re gonna leave. ’

‘ say, what’s eating you? ’

‘ what’s the matter? ’

‘ shook like a leaf ‘til he died. ’

‘ i’ll use one on you in a minute. ’

‘ gimme a cigarette. ’

THE BRAVADOS

‘ well, you got a name? ’

‘ just passing through. ’

‘ and don’t talk to them. ’

‘ can’t sleep anyway. ’

‘ poor devil never harmed anybody in his life. ’

‘ where have you been? ’

‘ we’ve got to get him out of here. ’

‘ are you worried about me? ’

‘ go and see what it was. ’

‘ come back here! ’

‘ you’re a stranger here. ’

‘ stop that, you idiot! ’

‘ put it down! ’

‘ ain’t we got enough trouble without you starting more? ’

‘ we had fun. ’

TOP GUN

‘ spill it. ’

‘ i need a few things. ’

‘ yeah, i hope you’re right. for your sake. ’ 

‘ if i am, it’s to keep you from running wild and getting into trouble again. ’

‘ they’re worse. ’

‘ i didn’t come back to this town. i came back to a memory. ’

‘ there’s nothing as mean as a renegade white man. ’

‘ i sure could use it. ’

‘ if it isn’t guns, it’s fists. ’

‘ tonight, that’s all i got to go on. ’

‘ be a good idea, if you like living. ’

‘ you’re right. there is still something worth fighting for. ’

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