the brain is a funny place

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

cardio? more like cardino

I don’t hate the concept of ebooks per se but what bothers me is how our society is shifting from actually owning entertainment in tangible forms like books and CDs and DVDs and game discs, to having to download everything so basically we’ll get to the point where everything is intangible and all of our property can be taken away by a website crash.

In the far future, if we will move to another planet, there will be people that will claim earth never existed