I SHIT YOU NOT.

the second coming

Ever read so much fanfiction about a character or pairing that you literally forget what happened to them in canon? 

Sometimes that’s the goal.

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

…but don’t be obvious

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

YOU WANNA KNOW WHO DIES DURING INFINITY WAR?? THE AUDIENCE. THE AUDIENCE DIES DURING INFINITY WAR.

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?

I have never seen this meme representing a post as well as this