hobbitholes

“Um, can I have your attention please?” Your party turns to see a young girl in a cloak looking at you. “Yeah, sure. What’s up?” She smiles, a genuine yet sadistic smile. “Thank you!” with that, she walks through a portal and vanishes. That was a Fae, and she now owns your attention.

this is just ADHD

just wow

going to use these pics for when people ask what my type is <3 

Modern celebrities aren’t real. They’re folk characters, like Santa Claus or ancient gods. They rely on their fame to live; the less they’re paid attention to, the weaker they get.

american gods go brrrr

Almost everyone wants to bring capes back but no one wants to be the first.

i will now be getting myself a cape instead of a coat for winter this year