too precious for this ugly world

jean grey is SHAKING in her knockoff louboutins

*screams this*

WELP.

Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your eyes are pretty wtf

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

bisexuals. *applause*

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

tumblr is like are you SURE you want to look at this blog you’ve followed for 4 years it contains adult content now

an improvement