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hvmswrth·:

I'm going to set an alarm, for your fortieth birthday, just so I don't forget. This is presuming I'll have the same phone for the next seven or so years, but I'll remember to keep adding the alert. Wow, forgetting your own brother's birthday, now that's harsh, does he know? Why would I want all the attention not to be on me when it's my birthday? Let me have my moment and then you can have yours. Mate, you're forgetting I'm Australian, we don't do cheese and wine. It's beer and a BBQ.

How didn't you know? Slightly offended you're not a Swiftie, Hemsworth! No, I'm totally kidding. I know not everyone is a huge fan but yeah, I'm on tour. The real reason I'm shocked you didn't know is because there was a whole ticketmaster scandle that actually made it's way to congress. Honestly, I'm amazed at the dedication my fans have. It's not like I make it easy for them. Some of my lyrics are a lot... even for me but they'll scream it back full force with smiles on their faces. Right? Like Sir, please plan your proposals accordingly... I'm trying to work here. No, I'm totally kidding. I love that they feel like my concert are special enough to host such an important event in their life. Right? I'm just wondering if it's even legal for them to get married at a concert but I've decided not to question my fans at this point. They're just as crazy and me and I love that for them. No, usually I have no idea proposals are going on until I get on social media later that night. I find that everyone waits until I'm singing Love Story and when I get to the "He knelt to the ground and pulls out a ring and said "Marry me Juliet."" to pop the question. Which is nice in theory. I wrote the song about I guy I didn't even technically date so it's nice that some people had better with it then I did. That's so cool though. You were constantly working at one point so take all the time you need. Bet It's nice for your kids to have you around more often.

I think I just confirmed that I'm living under a rock, my life right now consists of kids shows and Disney movies. Wait, back up, I want to know what this Ticketmaster scandal is. Believe it or not Taylor, but I don't spend all my time on the internet. That's like walking into Target and just stopping the cashier so everyone can watch you propose. I hope the person they were proposing to is the Swiftie, otherwise that would be awkward. My partner proposed to me on stage when we went to see their favourite singer, someone I don't even listen to. Maybe they did a mock wedding on stage and then they would go and actually get properly married the legal way afterwards. I mean, that's the only logical thing I can think of. That is cute, the first thousand times it happens, but surely it gets tiring after a while. I'd do it to a different song of yours, just to put everyone off. Look What You Made Me Do, would be a fun one to propose to. I mean, even when I was working, it was usually always in Australia and so I wasn't too far away and they visited a lot. But yeah, it's nice to be home more and just be dad for a bit.

this is honestly a brilliant timing for this question. i grew up with dogs but since i’ve been on the road so much, i’ve never had one as an adult. or any kind of pet, tbh. i wouldn’t call myself an expert but i’ve followed a few local animal shelters for awhile and how can you not wanna bring one or thirty home, when you see them like that?? i love beagles, our family still has one but gotta say, i’m super drawn to sausage dogs. they’re just cute as hell and full of personality. do your kids have fave breeds? 

I did have a dog for years, but when me and my ex divorced I compromised and allowed her to keep Sunny. I still get to see her, so I can't complain. Beagles are the cutest, I might pitch that breed to the kids. They don't have a favourite, they don't even know I'm doing this, since I want it to be a surprise. We're an active family, so it needs to be a dog that's got a lot of energy and it happy at the beach or running around my land.

hvmswrth​:

As soon as Margot agreed to join Chris on his ridiculous plan, that no doubt no one else would be willing to participate in, the actor nodded in a serious mood. Of course, the actor was merely joking around, but pretending that he was taking this mission more serious then he actually was. "That's what I like to see, no Australian left behind." As Margot glanced down to her drink, Chris' own eyes followed, his entire face lifting in a smirk the second he heard what her drink of choice actually was. "Snap!" The actor chimed, holding out his own half drunk glass of whiskey. Clinking both glasses together, Chris' eyebrows raised in amusement as he brought the rim of the glass to his lips. "So how's Barbie doing?"

hvmswrth​:

Exactly, who needs men, they're trash! I can guarantee though, that there will be someone out there who is more than willing to be a step parent. It definitely isn't something that wouldn't bother me. You might find someone who has kids themselves. Hey, no need to be worrying about me, I'm good!

chris: hey kristen!

I thought dating was rough before. I seriously underestimated that struggle now that I’m a single mom of a 6 month old. People aren’t exactly in the market for it, ya know? It isn’t entirely a bad thing. I’ve loved every second with my mini and he is my favorite person to spend my time with. What’s something you really hate about dating? @gonehollywoodstarters​

Trust me, there are people out there who will accept Royal as well as you and if they don't, then they aren't worth your time. If I can find someone who is okay with me having three kids, then your perfect person is waiting for you. Just don't settle and enjoy some time with your son, if you ever need me, you know where to find me. I think for me, it's starting all over again. You get comfortable and then suddenly, you're having to relearn how to start from the beginning.

So I've officially been on tour for a week and I've been having the time of my life. Someone remind me to never go five years without going back on stage again because I've missed it. The fans have been great, the crowds have made me feel so appreciated and I actually achieved my goal of having thousands of people screaming, "she would have made such a lovely bride what a shame she's fucked in the head." And that's something I'll never forget. Surprisingly, I've had a number of couples propose at shows and one couple even brought a pastor with them and actually got married while I was performing on stage. Guess now they can say I performed at their wedding and I respect the hussle. It was definitely the first time something like that happened at one of my shows and they've only just started. I can't imagine how much crazier they're going to get. How has everyone been? I'm so out of the loop right now so feel free to fill me in on your life. @gonehollywoodstarters

Am I living under a rock? I never knew you were even going on tour again, let alone that you already started. I guess I have been living a hermit life recently. Singers have great power, the things you can get a whole arena screaming. Is there anything you wanted to put in your lyrics, just to make people scream them back to you, but thought, nah I can't make them say that. Wow, look at all these couples ruining your shows, what a way to steal the limelight when it's your time, am I right? But no, that's really cute, but how do you convince a pastor to do a wedding ceremony at a Taylor Swift concert? I want to hear that conversation. Do you get to choose who gets to propose at your shows or is it your team and it's all a surprise for you? My life is boring, I'm taking a long break and honestly, I'm enjoying it.

hvmswrth·:

Sydney is a great place, but it's very obvious. As a Melbourne guy, that was my first thought, close to home and my family. But I could just stop at my parents whenever I'm there. I might look into Sydney though and next to the beach is a must.

Hayley laughed softly, her head nodding. “Maybe just a little busy, but nothing I can’t handle, of course. I’m sure I’ll be right back here enjoying some time off before I even know it.” The brunette looked up at him as he sat down across from her on the sofa. She focused on him in that moment, watching carefully as he focused on her. It was then that she knew for sure that something was on his mind. She’d hoped he would spit it out, but she wouldn’t push him. 

Chris nodded in agreement as he listened to her words, it was crazy how quickly they had fallen into this mindset. They had been friends for over ten years and even then, the two weren't as close as Chris was to most of the other Marvel cast. However, it didn't take them both to settle into this new dynamic, it felt normal for Chris. After his divorce, he presumed that he would find it difficult to open up again to another woman. Maybe that was why he had been only having hook ups and stopping at first dates, worried on how he was going to cope being with someone else. Hayley was different though, he felt at ease with her, as if they had been doing this for a while. Chris new, without hesitation, that he wanted more from this - that he wanted her.

hvmswrth​:

"Sounds like you're a busy bee over the next few months, I'll have to start scheduling time in just to see you." The way his lips curled up indicated that Chris was merely teasing her. If there was anyone who understood the intense schedule of an actor, then it was Chris. With his glass in hand, Chris followed Hayley towards the living room, mimicking the actress' position as he sat sideways, facing her. His back rested against the arm rest as he replaced his glass with the remote. He wasn't interested in watching anything, so instead, Chris just turned on the TV and left it on whatever channel it landed on.

hvmswrth​:

As Hayley began to sip on her wine, Chris left his alone, noticing her phone on the bar. Picking it up, he assessed what she had already chosen, nodding in approval before adding more stuff. Chris made a mental note to buy dinner next time. He was never against a woman paying if she wanted, but it most definitely meant it was on him the next time. The phone was now back on the desk, allowing Hayley to finish the order and pay. His smiled matched her own as their eyes connected.

hvmswrth​:

"Now, it's like you can read my mind. Chinese it is and I'm happy with getting a bunch of dishes and sharing." Chris wasn't one to always eat unhealthy. To him, making sure he was always at his best was important. However, that didn't mean that the actor wasn't one who enjoyed take out, whenever he got to eat it. With her hand firmly in his, Chris moved towards the home bar area, where Hayley kept most of her alcoholic beverages.

hvmswrth​:

"Hmmmm," Chris' head tilted to the side, eyes looking up as he pretending to think it through, as if her choices were difficult to decide between. "Stay in with a beautiful woman, just us as we wine and dine in peace. Or go out, deal with other people and means we can't just cuddle on the couch..." He stayed still for a few more seconds before finally looking back over at her, his lips forming into a playful grin, "We should definitely stay in, what food were you thinking of ordering?"