The Jokester

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

for the last time, his name isnt ratatouille, its ratatouilles monster

she who controls the frogs controls it all

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

#those wacky Romans

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

why did you censor the word h*ck

because it’s a fucking bad word

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

yesterday with ur mom

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

For 12 hours, there’re no food regulations, everything is legal.

Fuck thats a good ass optical illusion. I can’t even see the circles.