THE FAMILY BUSINESS

                           ❛   Well   why   didn’t   you   say   so?   Yeesh,   identity   theft   is   such   a   problem   now’days.   ❜               And   just   like   that,   he’s   putting   his   Luger   away.   The   malicious   smile   didn’t   change   much,   and   the   chompers   on   the   lagomorph   could   still   probably   take   off   a   finger.   Now   he   was   just   thinking   about   candy   though.   That   candy   outside   of   Bosco’s   that   was   too   old   to   be   edible   to   anyone   normally   without   a   hospital   trip.               ❛   I’m   still   going   to   call   you   Robert   though.   ❜

“And that’s different from the seven foot talking teddy bear that also had a gun?”

                           ❛   Oh   well   that’s   easy!   There   can   be   only   one   Sam,   and   you   certainly   ain’t   him.   So   you   know,   it’s   kinda   awkward   and   all.   Like   wearing   the   same   noose   as   the   chump   who   mistook   it   for   a   hippy   tie   that   consequentially   I   will   ALSO   kill   you   with   if   you   don’t   CHANGE   YOUR   NAME.      ❜

                           ❛   Change   your   name.   ❜

      — dad !

“ maybe dean. i dunno. i didn’t do it. ”