I never understood golf so I’m totally on your side. it’s like throwing the ball somewhere you don’t even see? What is that sorcery? Black magic for sure. I’m guessing you are a hockey player and now I feel like, again, I’m talking to a famous person without knowing it.

I can’t say I know much about either since both sports seem insanely dangerous, but I can imagine being kept from your one main passion is frustrating. When does the season being again so you guys can go back to rehearsal?

Dangerous? How is golf dangerous? The preseason starts in a couple of weeks, and it’s called practice not rehearsal. Though...that’s really cute.

How’d you know? I like my coffee with a pump of vanilla syrup. But man, it’s only another couple of weeks before preseasons start. You can’t even wait that long?

Vanilla syrup is one thing, it’s that splenda bullshit that makes my skin crawl. Listen, I’m already going stir crazy as it is. I might try and see if I can get on the ice before then.

Think of it this way?  You only have two more weeks til pre-season and then you’re good to go.  Back on the ice and away from the putting green.  At least the outfits are nice and..um..pastel?  I’m sure you’ll miss that look.

You’re so right. I’m sure you husband will have us back on the ice even sooner to whip us into shape. Pastel isn’t really my palette.

Honestly, in my humble opinion… no one should play golf. Unless it’s mini golf. Everyone should play mini golf.

Valid point. Though I’ve never seen the appeal to miniature golf, myself.

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