Fearful Trip is Done

On my way. Though, that is not the worst place to have bbq sauce.

Santana Lopez, just get your ridiculously toned ass to Dalton.

I’m ignoring you now. You’ve clearly smoked some weird crack.

riiight 

Either that or it’s the song you have whalesex to. Either way, I hear you playing it a lot whenever Evvy and I head out. 

the one that goes 'dun dun dun dun' 

how nice of her

Isn’t it? 

yeah! 

I have a fucking plane?

Yeah, it was a ‘thanks for breaking up the family merger' gift from my grandmother, and Sebastian’s father.

how nice of her

What’s let me take a selfie? 

The song you’re doing at Regionals. 

riiight 

A fundamental truth.

like the word of god? 

I think it’s a song. It’s like the new, new Let Me Take A Selfie. 

What's let me take a selfie? 

guys what’s huntercares? 

I have a fucking plane?

not rn. brb

Are you going back to making whalenoises? Enjoy! 

are you two the spawn of regina george?

Well, clearly that’s what turns you on, so.

...maybe

Hey, i’m fun.

Prove it, Whaleboy. 

not rn. brb

u underestimate me 

I have a picture of you in a speedo, wouldn’t that look nice framed in the Warbler Hall?

We could give her those protein bars they give to athletes, the ones that bulk them up. Make her look fat, call her home pretending to be from Planned Parenthood, then shave her head, so it looks like she’s gone crazy and Britney’d herself.

Perfect. Long running, and life ruining. It’s a great combination.

are you two the spawn of regina george?