Okay

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

girls don’t like that?

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

dead

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile