how u like them apples

Adding “Begone, witch. Fuck off with you” to the repertoire.

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable and sleep has made you forget all your worries and you go back to sleep feeling as content as ever.

If you’re a writer of any kind and you don’t plan to make the protagonist end up with the villain then please stop giving them sexual tension and better chemistry than the people they end up with. Please I’m begging you- I don’t know how much longer I can stand seeing a protagonist end up with a dry ass good guy when a sexy brooding man was waiting there this whole time. Please my weak heart cannot handle another disappointment.

nothing in the world could have prepared me for the moment ben barnes said “fine make me your villain” in episode 7 of shadow and bone.

tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"

They had no choice but to kill Natasha because she would have beat John Walker’s ass and stole the shield back all in 20 minutes

Let Sam Wilson say “fuck you” to anyone he wants to. He deserves it.