Jan van Eck: Wylan van Eck! As your legal guardian I command you to stop this nonsense right now!
Kaz, taking out adoption papers: Actually-
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Jan van Eck: Wylan van Eck! As your legal guardian I command you to stop this nonsense right now!
Kaz, taking out adoption papers: Actually-

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Things I hope we see with Wylan being introduced to the show:
- him constantly receiving letters and staring emotionlessly at them before putting them in a pile that grows throughout the season. It is never explained until the SoC plotline comes to pass.
- meeting Jesper for the first time and justβ¦very obviously staring at his lips in wonder lol
- I think the very first scene we get of him should be him watching a ship sail away after dumping off a bunch of slaves and heβs just is chilling as he watches the crew get back on to sail away and thenβ¦.boom. Everyone screams and what not, but Wylan is just there like (: and in the background we see Inej watching in the shadows.
- I want his various reactions to Ketterdam. His alarm to the crime going on and maybe falling for a few small swindles that Jesper teases him about. Just. Strong hints that he shouldnβt be there.
- But also a scene where he gets pushed around and we get that Wylan brand of βdonβt fuck with meβ
- I want a whole subplot of his flute as a running joke
Kaz: so you play the flute
*cuts to Wylan whacking someone with the flute*
Wylan: it has many uses
- He brings Jesper his demo creations constantly. Itβs a sort of βlook what I made!β And then somewhere in the distance thereβs an explosion or someone screaming bc acid is burning a hole through their roof.
- that being said, I want him constantly covered in ash and gunpowder.
- Jesper should only show interest in girls around him so Wylan is like constantly put out until he hears about Milo and is just like π but then he gets annoyed Jesper is hung up on his ex and then he finds out Milo is a goat and this poor boy JUST WANTS TO KNOW IF HE HAS A CHANCE
- Jan and Wylan cross paths and we can very clearly see they know each other and that there is something wrong with the relationship despite the interaction being brief
- Show us Wylan drawing!!! I want to see him drawing so many beautiful things. Have him draw explosions or Jes or a map of Ketterdam heβs working on or-
- he does sweet things like gets apples for the kids down the street every day.
- WE GET KAZ AND WYLANβS INITIAL MEETING TOO. Omg it can be so funny and a great time to show Wylanβs grit. Kaz tries to threaten him or whatever and Wylan doesnβt back down. Also, we can have-
Kaz: the things I can do to you-
Wylan: like what? LIKE WHAT?! Torture me? Kill me? Guess what buddy? I hate myself. Go ahead.
Kaz, internally: wtf, wtf, wtf
- very small references to him avoiding reading/writing like in the book. That sort of βthereβs no need to label thisβ or βcan you tell me what that says? Iβm too far awayβ and all the creative ways heβs able to successfully navigate that.
Nina: the instructions said 4 cups of gundpowder
Wylan, internally panicking bc he put 8: the instructions are wrong and cowardly - but we should also run
- Jesper constantly being impressed by how smart he is and Wylan not noticing AT ALL
- tbh also give me a scene of Kaz playing early matchmaker
Kaz: Jesper, are you still foolishly attracted to risk and pretty things?
Jesper: Why? Yes. Where? Are you flirting with me?
Kaz: No. Unrelated, I need you to go the tannery-
I just really want Wylan to be fully delved into, okay? I love him and heβs such a good character with depth and versatility. I would even be okay with Jesper not meeting him until the end of the season so we have time just to get to know him outside of wesper too.
{EDIT: shoutout to me getting assassinated before that last sentence. I added it in now π}
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THE SEVEN HUSBANDS OF EVELYN HUGOΒ β in the style of an old noir film.
In Dune (2021) the main plot is very difficult to follow as I constantly get lost in TimothΓ©e Chalamets dreamy eyes.
Kaz: I think the reason you and I always fight is that Nina keeps playing us off each other.
Jesper: Nina always said that was your fault.
Kaz: ...

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Kaz: We need to get through this locked door. Wylan, give me your credit card.
Wylan: Here.
Kaz, pocketing it: Thanks. Jesper, kick down the door.
Wylan: Wait, what-
Kaz: While Iβm gone, Jesper, youβre in charge.
Jesper: Yes!!
Kaz, whispering: Nina, youβre secretly in charge.
Nina: Obviously.
Ronan: Adam and I are having a baby.
Noah: That's gre-
Ronan, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Nina: Do you take constructive criticism?
Kaz: I only take cash or credit.
Nina, about Wylan: Apparently weβre getting someone new in the group.
Jesper: Are we stealing him?
Inej: New or used?
Nina: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Jesper: Why are Nina and Matthias sitting with their backs to each other?
Inej: They had a fight.
Jesper: Then why are they holding hands?
Inej: They get sad when they fight.
During the Ice Court heist:
Wylan: This is a mistake
Jesper, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Wylan: But not today
Jesper, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Adam: I told Ronan his ears flush when he lies.
Blue: Why?
Adam: Look.
Adam: Hey Ronan! Do you love us?
Ronan, covering his ears: No.
Blue: ...
*Nina and Jesper sitting in jail together*
Nina: So who should we call?
Jesper: Iβd say Kaz, but I feel safer in jail
Wylan: I trust Jesper.
Inej: You think he knows what he's doing?
Wylan: Well, I wouldn't go that far-

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Nina: Hey Wylan-
Wylan: Yes?
Nina: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while itβs on?
Wylan:
Wylan: Whereβs Jesper?
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Brekker please come to the front desk?
Kaz, arriving at the desk: What business?
Store Worker points to Inej and Jesper
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Nina and Jesper, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Kaz: I didnβt even bring you guys here with me-