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Halsin, to Tav: Hey, that's a good outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Minthara to Tav: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Halsin: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying “me-wow!”

Shadowheart: I’m not a preschooler.

Halsin: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Gale: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Durge: …

Gale: …

Geralt: Seize the day, seize the night, and— what’s the last one?

Geralt: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Geralt: yeah, because I accidentally sent you a dick pic—

Geralt: sorry, I think I’m allergic to stupidity

Jaskier:

Geralt:

Jaskier:

Geralt, sober: sometimes, I wonder what goes on inside that head of yours.

Jaskier: don’t tell me what to do you bitch

BONUS

Yennefer: why is Jaskier crying?

Ciri: I told him that his songs were shite.

Yennefer: you do know that when geralt finds out he’s going to murder you?

Ciri: no he won’t.

Yennefer: why not?

Ciri: because Vesemir would kill him first.

Geralt:

Geralt: what.

Jaskier: yeah, like, if I were to eat or drink a specific thing, my tears would taste like cherry or raspberry. I mean, I cry so much I might as well shake it up a bit y’know?