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trying on a metaphor
Xuebing Du
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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shark vs the universe
Origami Around
Jules of Nature
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@humanpersonfr
jonny d'ville is a FREAK
gunpowder tim is GAY
ashes o'reilly is NON BINARY
drumbot brian is a WOMAN
nastya rasputina is RUSSIAN
ivy alexandria is a NERD
raphaella la cognizi is AUTISTIC
marius von raum is TRANSGENDER
toy soldier is EVIL
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a lil toy soldier to join the rest of my mechs!! sooo happy with how it came out!!
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had dinner with my extended family today. was so exciting!!
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
ominous omen girl: 2 years, 7 months, 2 days.
me: Yea thats prolly nothing
ominous omen girl: Its definitely something. and really bad.
me: Nah probably i dont need to ever worey about that like ever
ominous omen girl: You should really start worrying about it now because its really bad
me: Nahhhhhh sounds fine. Yeaaaaaap. Sounds finw. Hey are you single
ominous omen girl: [threatened] I have a boyfriend and he lifts weights
me: [offended] You have a Boy friend? Seriously girl? Whats wrong with you... You should be yuri... You should be yuritastic
ominous omen girl: 2 years, 6 months, 2 days
me: Did you just take a month off
ominous omen girl: I can do that. It's allowed
me: W.T.F. This is Bull Shit
guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?
guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car
guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?
me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car
guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically
me: its chill its on tubi
guy from 2006: tubi rocks
me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]
girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?
me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby
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murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
you guys jest i Genuinely cannot listen to gunpowder tim with his singing voice and guitar and all without tweaking out oughhj😭😭 i love him so mcuch😭😭😭😭 gunpowder titm i😭😭😭😭🤤🤤😭😭
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me: im so bored today idk what to do
the scary pervert: i have an idea....
me: oh my god ew no
the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on
me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again
the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters
me: okay youre right im sorry
the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually
me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough
me: fuck, babe. does that feel good?
babe: Absolutely. This isn't just sex— it's a beautiful, intimate experience. ✨ Let me know if you want me to rephrase that orgasm, or if there's any other pussy I can help you with. 😃
