Slay

This is so very important

Change your fucking url OP

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

My pets keep me for because of my opposable thumbs.

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

He practice a licc!! 💕 🌻 💕

Albert went in 😂😂

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

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not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice