[Kιɳҽɳ ɳι] 記念に

[[ok off the bat lemme just say that I apologize in advance for inconsistent post schedule and exploiting the queue sometimes but school is a bitch so here we go—

Every post of mine will be tagged “buzzfeed unsolved”; “bfu”; “buzzfeed unsolved supernatural”; “buzzfeed unsolved true crime”; “the hotdaga”; “the hot daga”; and of course, “Human HotDaga Project”. The rest will be a mix of Category, or content, tags, and Character tags.

THE CATEGORIES::

[ Data and Analysis || The Reference Section ]:: text-based shit — introductions, updates, timelines, etc.

[ Masterpieces and Mantlework || The Art Section ]:: pretty self-explanatory lmao; character art, pose references, any artsy stuff that isn’t the actual story goes here

[ Preservation and Upgrades || The Story Section ]:: again, pretty self-explanatory; scenes, comics, animations, anything directly connected to the story

THE CHARACTERS::

[ Weaver of Tales Twice Told || Mod Doppio ] oh boy it’s me :D

[ Knowledge-Keeper; Guardian and Guide || Mod Diavolo ] honest to god i dont know where this man came from someone call child protective services we have a loose alter acting like a tour guide over here at hhdp—

**NOTE: for the actual foods I always use my personal tag along with a tag of just the character’s canon name, and one of the character’s canon name with “bfu” tacked on the end, just cuz idk if there are common enough character tags yet to settle on just one

[ If you Love Me; Let Me Go || Daniel Hodder ] dan the hot dog

[ Caretaker of the Future’s Hopes || Rebecca Hodder ] rebecca

[ Black Heart; Three Sizes Too Big || Pamela Drönjak ] pam

[ Prodigy || Brandon Hodder ] brandon

[ Mad Doesn’t Have to Imply Insanity || Dr. Lisa Wurst ] dr. bratwurst

[ Drifter in the Wind and Waves || Melba Dill ] melba 

[ Bass-Boosted Doesn’t Always mean Sound || R. B. Stevens ] steven rootbeer

[ For the World is a Little Quieter Now || Gene Frye ] gene who was french  fries

[ Heroes Aren’t Always Recognized Soon Enough || Maisie Corr ] maizey 

[ Girls Love Girls just like Boys Do || Geborah Frye ] gebra 

[ Apathy Wins with a Royal Flush || Michael Soup ] mike soup

[ Fallen Down || Ernesto Goondis ] dr. e.g.g.

[ The Prettiest Rosebuds Always have Thorns || Joblet Protz ] joblett

[ Misunderstood; Mistreated; Misled || Garce Protz ] garce 

[ Devourer of Shades and Spectres || Chili IX ] the dark master

anyone else ill add as they come up lmao

THE TIMELINES::

[ War Zones and Wedding Venues || Pre-01 ] chili wars, everything mentioned in flashbacks that doesn't directly happen in season one

[ Totalitarian Tyranny || Bad End Future ] where "gene" and brandon are from, the timeline where dan lost and witches took over cuz fuck you I have hcs for this

[ The Glory Days of Giving Up || 01 ] events in season 1 that can't be classified as flashbacks or Bad End

[ Say You Want Me Back in Your Life || 02 ] events in season 2 that can't be classified as flashbacks

[ First Contact in Off-Road Vehicles || 03 ] events in season 3 that can't be classified as flashbacks

[ Repentance and Recognition || 04 ] events in season 4 that can't be classified as flashbacks

[ The End of Days Begins Your Stories || 05 ] events in season 5 that can't be classified as flashbacks

[ Beyond "What we Have" to What we Need || Post-05 ] uhhhhhhhhhh idk part 6 predictions, theories, and headcanons fall here

{[REUNION]}

Began: 30 Sept. 2019

Completed: 30 Sept. 2019

Elapsed Time: ~3hrs

[[warning this is longer than I thought it’d be vfhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhtf—

Hewwo! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood shitlord, back on my bullshit despite constant nagging from my friends. You can call me Mod Doppio and I’ll try to actually be your guide this time on this wonderful day/night

Some of y’all might know me as @echoes-ofa-better-place, and if not then some more of you may know me as the guy who made the hotdaga as vines compilation this past summer that revived the tag for maybe two hours before fading into obscurity. Either way, who I am doesn’t really matter, as you’ll soon (probably) know me as the crazy idiot who rants to themself in google docs at 3 in the morning

Either way, onto the bulk of the tour.

On your right you’ll find art, mostly my own but with some interesting pieces by other artists spruced in there every now and then so as to keep it from getting repetitive. There are many different kinds of art featured here, from reference/design sheets to sketches to full-on digital drawings such as my profile picture [exhibit A]

On your left you’ll see sort of a subsection of art known locally as “the actual fuckin project”. This includes all scenes from the source material itself, whether slightly edited or word-for-word, in the form of comic pages or small animations.

The intention of the Human HotDaga Project is to make an entirely canon-compliant Humanization AU of [BuzzFeed Unsolved]’s renowned animated shorts, whether it takes a few months or several years to complete. A sub-goal of that is to fill several plotholes left by our original creator Shane Madej, as well as solidify a timeline of events and ages for several of the characters. And hopefully, by the end of it all, we’ll have the deep plot and story without the ““““““shitty animations and food”””””” (read: we’ll have something that my friends will actually lay eyes on)).

My apologies. I tend to get carried away, go on tangents, you know. It’s odd speaking about this to someone who isn’t, well... who isn’t me.

Straight ahead of us is the reference section. This is where I keep all of the textual documents covering logistics, plothole repairs, timeline concerns, character concerns, and the like. This is arguably the most important section, because it provides the extra data needed to create the Project at all, as well as characterization, and the script I’m using (taken directly from the transcript on the wiki and simply edited a bit to humanize it)). If anyone who isn’t me is willing to help edit things like this, I’d owe you my life.

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Damn the shift in tone was evident there holy shit