sniffs you. licks you

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

fuck legal names your truest deadname is the steam username you picked out age 11

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

There are around 7 videogames