got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

failed

"what if you regret it" what if I don't?

I understand your point, however this maybe wasn't the best post to cross my dash while I'm fighting the temptation to text my ex.

this is about transitioning DO NOT TEXT YOUR EX ITS NOT WORTH IT DONT DO IT

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

while you were studying the blade i was consuming a lot of yaoi and i can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that its gay that you would put that much effort into studying the blade to defeat this one guy who you cannot stop thinking about. just saying.

'look both ways before you cross the street' maybe the cars should look both ways before they cross Me #rightofway

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[clearly flustered, about to cry, and out of any other arguments to make] well good luck proving that when the abyssal serpent swallows you and your stupid hometown