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01. I’m glad it’s over with

02. Glad we didn’t get married

03. I changed the WiFi password

04. I see you have downgraded

05. Your mom likes me more

06. I had better masturbation sessions

07. Your brother’s penis was bigger

08. Life is much better now

09. I lied, it was tiny

10. Faked it every damn time

11. I should’ve cheated on you

12. I’m keeping the sex tape

13.  You don’t deserve five words

14. Finally had a real orgasm

15. I’m Standing Outside Your Window

16. Netflix password has been changed

17. Glad you were shooting blanks

18. I slept with your bestfriend

19. Come Pick Up Yo Shit!

20. You’re someone else’s problem now

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