Will Hug For hugs

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits

be your own emotional support animal

You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

my pronouns she/her but I want you to hesitate before you refer to me as that

dog girls on the internet are so cool you literally just gotta be like i am petting you i am giving you treats and taking you for walkies. and they'll be like awrrowrowrruf and that's so badass. you can also do this with dog boys

i THINK!!!!!! !!!… people should have little ears and tails and paws…. thank you.

Keeper: "The tension is palpable.“ Player: “I palp the tension.” Keeper: “Fuck you.”

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.