meow.

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

Jolene

i miss posts that were like “i have to take a shit #TMI #unsan #unsan///// #unsanitary 1234532 #disgusting #booger dont look #creamie dont look”

Seriously though like, I missed the boat on this whole radical honesty thing. I guess everyone wants to be true to themselves now? That’s…great…but like you’re really only ever going to meet a select few people you can be totally honest with about everything. Lie to strangers! Lie to authorities! Like damn didn’t you have parents that told you never to tell people on the phone that you were home alone? When the interviewer asks if you ever experimented with drugs, you say no! This is not a therapy session! He’s got no business asking you that anyway! Lots and lots of people are not entitled to your vulnerability. Damn.

I follow my grandmother’s rule: it’s only a lie if they have a right to know.

IT’S ONLY A LIE IF THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW