The Octopus In My Wardrobe Decides What I Wear

harry and draco

JamCity I owe you my life

Also, translator’s not so humble personal opinion: having read the Naruto canon through to Boruto, Minato, there is absolutely no way that a universe in which you lived wouldn’t have been better. SAVE THIS MAN, KAKASHI.

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Penny: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone over to your cottage in the forest, it sounds nice and cozy. But if they invite you over to their cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die. Tonks: My favorite is explaining the difference between “butt dial” and “booty call.” Diego: Oh what about, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty.” Jane: Great news! Language is cancelled.

Look, I’m a proud Hufflepuff. Love the common room, but can we just talk about the entrance. Like my dudes it cool there’s a secret code and if you get it wrong you get covered in vinegar. Awesome way to make people think twice before entering, but the door is ridiculous. I mean everyday they got to crawl through a hole in the wall. These kids in skirts have to try to get through this thing without flashing everyone. It was a poor design choice if I ever saw one.